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Spock, did we just see the beginning of a new life form?
12/23/07
Darth Vader: NO, I AM YOUR FATHER
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Darth Vader: light saber fight
Darth Vader: then i cut your arm
Darth Vader: and you fall
Luke Skywalker: but Leia rescue me and gave a robotic hand
Luke Skywalker: so then i go to look for my real father
Luke Skywalker: Yoda
Darth Vader: Yoda is gay
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Darth Vader: I know, he hit on me in the academy
Luke Skywalker: I can't believe it, and I though he was so butch
Darth Vader: he was gay and liked hairy men
Luke Skywalker: you don't mean.... Chewie?
Darth Vader: that's why he was on Chewbacca's planet during the clone wars
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Luke Skywalker: then who the hell is my father?
Darth Vader: I told you, I AM YOUR FATHER
Luke Skywalker: but I don't want you as a father, I though I let that clear with my scream of horror
Darth Vader: but in the next movie I redeem myself
Darth Vader: and then appear as a ghost next to obi wan and that gay muppet of Yoda
Luke Skywalker: I don't care. I'm going to ask Leia out and I'm not in that whole incest thing. So you better not be my father.
Darth Vader: Leia is not that hot
Darth Vader: it's only because she is on star wars that all the fans drool for her
Luke Skywalker: I don't care, I've been hitting on here since episode four and I won’t let Han get her
Darth Vader: that becomes creepy when you know she is your sister
Darth Vader: I’m sorry, but Leia loves Han and he knows it
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Luke Skywalker: my life sucks. He gets the girl and all I get are the gay robots
Darth Vader: and they would have three kids
Darth Vader: two twins and a little boy
Darth Vader: the boy's name will be Anakin
Darth Vader: and the twins will be a boy and a girl
Darth Vader: the boy is destined to become a sith
Darth Vader: I know because I looked it up on wikipedia
Darth Vader: I don't remember his sith name though
Darth Vader: darth something
Luke Skywalker: don't they name one after me? I think I deserve it
Darth Vader: I’m sorry, but your name is awful
Darth Vader: I wanted to name you Schlampizoid
Darth Vader: but your mom was stubborn
Luke Skywalker: I bet obi wan told her to name me Luke as a joke
Luke Skywalker: the bastard
Darth Vader: obi wan was gay too
Darth Vader: he had a thing with Qui Gon
Darth Vader: three quarters of the jedi were gay
Luke Skywalker: What else is new? EVERYBODY knew about that
Darth Vader: the other quarter were lesbian
Darth Vader: why do you think I became a sith?
Luke Skywalker: what's to expect if they got the whole padawan sistem from the accient greeks?
Luke Skywalker: bloody fairies
Darth Vader: last I knew you were trying to become a jedi
Darth Vader: that's why you hide behind the incest thing with leia
Darth Vader: you can't assume that you're attracted to Han
Darth Vader: or Lando maybe
Darth Vader: or general Ackbar if that's your thing
Luke Skywalker: Are you trying to tell me that I’m gay? nooo!
Luke Skywalker: I bet thats illegal
Darth Vader: I don't think the parts fit
Luke Skywalker: I think its zoophilia
Darth Vader: it's a trap!
Luke Skywalker: what are you talking about?
Darth Vader: nothing sorry
Luke Skywalker: are you on acid?
Darth Vader: no, my pH is 12
Darth Vader: i'm basic
Luke Skywalker: that's not what I heard in the Tatooine bars
Darth Vader: if I was on acid I would neutralize myself
Darth Vader: you are a mad man
Luke Skywalker: of course, I'm your son
Darth Vader: no, you're not my son
Darth Vader: I AM YOUR FATHER
Darth Vader: there's a difference
Luke Skywalker: which is?
Darth Vader: gas
Luke Skywalker: I won't even try to figure that out
Luke Skywalker: now I see why mum left you
Darth Vader: ok, that hurt
Darth Vader: I’m going to call my therapist no
Darth Vader: now
Darth Vader: hello, is Dr. Blem there?
Darth Vader: he is on vacation?
Darth Vader: ok, bye
Darth Vader: soldier, have Dr. Blem killed
Darth Vader: now, that thing you said about mom was awful
Darth Vader: I’m going to kill you now, sorry
Luke Skywalker: obi wan told me who wear women underwear under the whole black think you wear
Darth Vader: but first my boss says I have to invite you to the dark side
Luke Skywalker: what's your dental plan?
Darth Vader: what the fuck was that?
Darth Vader: that sentence was incoherent
Luke Skywalker: yes, it was
Darth Vader: we can't accept people like that on the dark side, and we have free dental thingies
Luke Skywalker: no wonder you use a helmet, that's a terrible dental plan
Darth Vader: my helmet is to hide my beautiful face from commoners
Luke Skywalker: yeah right, and the rest of the suit is to hide the fact that you use a corsage under all that plastic
(continues at the comments)
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Darth Vader: light saber fight
Darth Vader: then i cut your arm
Darth Vader: and you fall
Luke Skywalker: but Leia rescue me and gave a robotic hand
Luke Skywalker: so then i go to look for my real father
Luke Skywalker: Yoda
Darth Vader: Yoda is gay
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Darth Vader: I know, he hit on me in the academy
Luke Skywalker: I can't believe it, and I though he was so butch
Darth Vader: he was gay and liked hairy men
Luke Skywalker: you don't mean.... Chewie?
Darth Vader: that's why he was on Chewbacca's planet during the clone wars
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Luke Skywalker: then who the hell is my father?
Darth Vader: I told you, I AM YOUR FATHER
Luke Skywalker: but I don't want you as a father, I though I let that clear with my scream of horror
Darth Vader: but in the next movie I redeem myself
Darth Vader: and then appear as a ghost next to obi wan and that gay muppet of Yoda
Luke Skywalker: I don't care. I'm going to ask Leia out and I'm not in that whole incest thing. So you better not be my father.
Darth Vader: Leia is not that hot
Darth Vader: it's only because she is on star wars that all the fans drool for her
Luke Skywalker: I don't care, I've been hitting on here since episode four and I won’t let Han get her
Darth Vader: that becomes creepy when you know she is your sister
Darth Vader: I’m sorry, but Leia loves Han and he knows it
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Luke Skywalker: my life sucks. He gets the girl and all I get are the gay robots
Darth Vader: and they would have three kids
Darth Vader: two twins and a little boy
Darth Vader: the boy's name will be Anakin
Darth Vader: and the twins will be a boy and a girl
Darth Vader: the boy is destined to become a sith
Darth Vader: I know because I looked it up on wikipedia
Darth Vader: I don't remember his sith name though
Darth Vader: darth something
Luke Skywalker: don't they name one after me? I think I deserve it
Darth Vader: I’m sorry, but your name is awful
Darth Vader: I wanted to name you Schlampizoid
Darth Vader: but your mom was stubborn
Luke Skywalker: I bet obi wan told her to name me Luke as a joke
Luke Skywalker: the bastard
Darth Vader: obi wan was gay too
Darth Vader: he had a thing with Qui Gon
Darth Vader: three quarters of the jedi were gay
Luke Skywalker: What else is new? EVERYBODY knew about that
Darth Vader: the other quarter were lesbian
Darth Vader: why do you think I became a sith?
Luke Skywalker: what's to expect if they got the whole padawan sistem from the accient greeks?
Luke Skywalker: bloody fairies
Darth Vader: last I knew you were trying to become a jedi
Darth Vader: that's why you hide behind the incest thing with leia
Darth Vader: you can't assume that you're attracted to Han
Darth Vader: or Lando maybe
Darth Vader: or general Ackbar if that's your thing
Luke Skywalker: Are you trying to tell me that I’m gay? nooo!
Luke Skywalker: I bet thats illegal
Darth Vader: I don't think the parts fit
Luke Skywalker: I think its zoophilia
Darth Vader: it's a trap!
Luke Skywalker: what are you talking about?
Darth Vader: nothing sorry
Luke Skywalker: are you on acid?
Darth Vader: no, my pH is 12
Darth Vader: i'm basic
Luke Skywalker: that's not what I heard in the Tatooine bars
Darth Vader: if I was on acid I would neutralize myself
Darth Vader: you are a mad man
Luke Skywalker: of course, I'm your son
Darth Vader: no, you're not my son
Darth Vader: I AM YOUR FATHER
Darth Vader: there's a difference
Luke Skywalker: which is?
Darth Vader: gas
Luke Skywalker: I won't even try to figure that out
Luke Skywalker: now I see why mum left you
Darth Vader: ok, that hurt
Darth Vader: I’m going to call my therapist no
Darth Vader: now
Darth Vader: hello, is Dr. Blem there?
Darth Vader: he is on vacation?
Darth Vader: ok, bye
Darth Vader: soldier, have Dr. Blem killed
Darth Vader: now, that thing you said about mom was awful
Darth Vader: I’m going to kill you now, sorry
Luke Skywalker: obi wan told me who wear women underwear under the whole black think you wear
Darth Vader: but first my boss says I have to invite you to the dark side
Luke Skywalker: what's your dental plan?
Darth Vader: what the fuck was that?
Darth Vader: that sentence was incoherent
Luke Skywalker: yes, it was
Darth Vader: we can't accept people like that on the dark side, and we have free dental thingies
Luke Skywalker: no wonder you use a helmet, that's a terrible dental plan
Darth Vader: my helmet is to hide my beautiful face from commoners
Luke Skywalker: yeah right, and the rest of the suit is to hide the fact that you use a corsage under all that plastic
(continues at the comments)
Guestbook Comments (3)
Los nombres de los parcipantes de esta insana conversacion de msn fueron cambiados para proteger la integridad de sus personas en caso de la toma de represalias por parte de George Lucas, su familia o los fanaticos. Aunque obviamente uno de ellos soy yo (Luke) y el otro puede ser encontrado en http://www.fotolog.com/cientifico_loco
This is the stuff the legends are made of.
Genial la forma en que me escrachaste al final, aunque debo decir que mi orgullo está más grande que nunca por haber creado tremenda pieza de comedy gold.
La musa que me ayuda a firmar flogs se fue de vacaciones, así que me voy y cuando vuelva quizás firme de nuevo.
Si entra alguien y lee esto, está invitado a pasarse por mi flog a insultarme por haber sido cocreador de lo arriba escrito.
Ciao.
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A while later…
Darth Vader: I AM YOUR FATHER
Luke Skywalker: not again
Darth Vader: ok
Luke Skywalker: I think James T Kirk may be my father
Darth Vader: I can't say he's gay
Darth Vader: he stole my highschool girlfriend
Darth Vader: Sheila...
Luke Skywalker: I can't say I'm surprised
Darth Vader: I dodge a bullet there though
Darth Vader: Sheila is a fatty name
Darth Vader: not like Padme
Darth Vader: Padme is a stupid name
Luke Skywalker: I don't want to speak ill of my mother, but you are right there. She should had stick to Amidala
Luke Skywalker: but what can't you expect from someone who name me Luke
Darth Vader: lollypops
Luke Skywalker: KHAAAAAAAANNNNN!
Luke Skywalker: he was the king of lollypops