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Darth Vader: NO, I AM YOUR FATHER
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Darth Vader: light saber fight
Darth Vader: then i cut your arm
Darth Vader: and you fall
Luke Skywalker: but Leia rescue me and gave a robotic hand
Luke Skywalker: so then i go to look for my real father
Luke Skywalker: Yoda
Darth Vader: Yoda is gay
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Darth Vader: I know, he hit on me in the academy
Luke Skywalker: I can't believe it, and I though he was so butch
Darth Vader: he was gay and liked hairy men
Luke Skywalker: you don't mean.... Chewie?
Darth Vader: that's why he was on Chewbacca's planet during the clone wars
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Luke Skywalker: then who the hell is my father?
Darth Vader: I told you, I AM YOUR FATHER
Luke Skywalker: but I don't want you as a father, I though I let that clear with my scream of horror
Darth Vader: but in the next movie I redeem myself
Darth Vader: and then appear as a ghost next to obi wan and that gay muppet of Yoda
Luke Skywalker: I don't care. I'm going to ask Leia out and I'm not in that whole incest thing. So you better not be my father.
Darth Vader: Leia is not that hot
Darth Vader: it's only because she is on star wars that all the fans drool for her
Luke Skywalker: I don't care, I've been hitting on here since episode four and I won’t let Han get her
Darth Vader: that becomes creepy when you know she is your sister
Darth Vader: I’m sorry, but Leia loves Han and he knows it
Luke Skywalker: nooo!
Luke Skywalker: my life sucks. He gets the girl and all I get are the gay robots
Darth Vader: and they would have three kids
Darth Vader: two twins and a little boy
Darth Vader: the boy's name will be Anakin
Darth Vader: and the twins will be a boy and a girl
Darth Vader: the boy is destined to become a sith
Darth Vader: I know because I looked it up on wikipedia
Darth Vader: I don't remember his sith name though
Darth Vader: darth something
Luke Skywalker: don't they name one after me? I think I deserve it
Darth Vader: I’m sorry, but your name is awful
Darth Vader: I wanted to name you Schlampizoid
Darth Vader: but your mom was stubborn
Luke Skywalker: I bet obi wan told her to name me Luke as a joke
Luke Skywalker: the bastard
Darth Vader: obi wan was gay too
Darth Vader: he had a thing with Qui Gon
Darth Vader: three quarters of the jedi were gay
Luke Skywalker: What else is new? EVERYBODY knew about that
Darth Vader: the other quarter were lesbian
Darth Vader: why do you think I became a sith?
Luke Skywalker: what's to expect if they got the whole padawan sistem from the accient greeks?
Luke Skywalker: bloody fairies
Darth Vader: last I knew you were trying to become a jedi
Darth Vader: that's why you hide behind the incest thing with leia
Darth Vader: you can't assume that you're attracted to Han
Darth Vader: or Lando maybe
Darth Vader: or general Ackbar if that's your thing
Luke Skywalker: Are you trying to tell me that I’m gay? nooo!
Luke Skywalker: I bet thats illegal
Darth Vader: I don't think the parts fit
Luke Skywalker: I think its zoophilia
Darth Vader: it's a trap!
Luke Skywalker: what are you talking about?
Darth Vader: nothing sorry
Luke Skywalker: are you on acid?
Darth Vader: no, my pH is 12
Darth Vader: i'm basic
Luke Skywalker: that's not what I heard in the Tatooine bars
Darth Vader: if I was on acid I would neutralize myself
Darth Vader: you are a mad man
Luke Skywalker: of course, I'm your son
Darth Vader: no, you're not my son
Darth Vader: I AM YOUR FATHER
Darth Vader: there's a difference
Luke Skywalker: which is?
Darth Vader: gas
Luke Skywalker: I won't even try to figure that out
Luke Skywalker: now I see why mum left you
Darth Vader: ok, that hurt
Darth Vader: I’m going to call my therapist no
Darth Vader: now
Darth Vader: hello, is Dr. Blem there?
Darth Vader: he is on vacation?
Darth Vader: ok, bye
Darth Vader: soldier, have Dr. Blem killed
Darth Vader: now, that thing you said about mom was awful
Darth Vader: I’m going to kill you now, sorry
Luke Skywalker: obi wan told me who wear women underwear under the whole black think you wear
Darth Vader: but first my boss says I have to invite you to the dark side
Luke Skywalker: what's your dental plan?
Darth Vader: what the fuck was that?
Darth Vader: that sentence was incoherent
Luke Skywalker: yes, it was
Darth Vader: we can't accept people like that on the dark side, and we have free dental thingies
Luke Skywalker: no wonder you use a helmet, that's a terrible dental plan
Darth Vader: my helmet is to hide my beautiful face from commoners
Luke Skywalker: yeah right, and the rest of the suit is to hide the fact that you use a corsage under all that plastic

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