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Asturias'o8 vamos ayaaa!
..sobrevolar nuestras emociones tontas
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Que ya sabes Que me vas a tener aQui siempre..
te Quierooo! :)
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The witnesses are at the judgment , And Stacy McNamara is carried by the police, because, in the beginning, she’s the very main suspect. Every body enters in the room:
-Prosecutor (Jorge): We’re here this morning because of a terrible crime. The murder of his excellence Sir Joe McNamara. First, we’ll proced to interrogate the suspect, his very horrible widow, Stacy McNamara. We’ll also interrogate the witnesses of the terrifying event: Kate Kandivsky, the loyal servant of Mr.McNamara and his butler, Heineken Budweiser.
(Kate is called to the stand)
-Lawyer: Please Ms.Kanidivsky, tell the court your version of the events. What exactly were you doing at the moment of the crime?
-Witness 1: I was just cleaning the roof and he cimney, when, suddenly, I heard a horrible scream from the main garden. So, I ran over the side of the roof where I could see what was going on. I saw the murderer, I saw her killing Mr.McNamara!
-Prosecutor: Is that person here? Might you point at her?
(Marta points at Paula and she gets crazy, so Daniel stops her)
-Prosecutor: I haven’t got anything else to add.
-Lawyer: Bui I have. Is it not true that you used to have SEX with Mr.McNamara? Remember you’re under oath, my dear!
-Witness 1: Well, I don’t know, maybe…he was my friend…maybe, I’M PREGNANT and he’s the father of my baby.
-Main suspect: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (Getting madly crazy)
-Lawyer: Then, you might have some serious reasons as for killing him. Maybe, you’re mad because he didn’t wait to know anything about your baby. Maybe, you KILLED HIM!
-Witness 1: Okey, I’ll tell the truth…I…
-Prosecutor: OBJECTION, YOUR EXCELLENCE!
Judge: Accepted!
- Lawyer: Ok, then I haven’t got anything more to add.
-Prosecutor: Ok, everyone. Ms. Kanidivsky, please, under these new revelations, you’ll have to stay here. Now, we’ll proceed to interrogate the last witness, Heineken Budweiser. Go ahead, Mr.McCarthy)
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(Mr.Budweiser is called to the stand)
-Lawyer: Ok, ok, I want to end up with this as soon as possible. So…Heineken Budweiser, tell us what you saw when these events happened.
-Witness 2: Ok sir. I’ll tell you. I was cooking some elephants in the main kitchen, when, suddenly I heard a HORRIBLE, TERRIFYING and DEATHLY noise. So, I went to see what the hell was happening, and I saw the lifeless body of my Sir resting on the red grass. What could I do? He was dead, oh my Godness!
-Lawyer: I’ve been researching about your person. You’re a wet back, and I know that you wanted to get McNamara’s money. Maybe you killed him, didn’t you?
-Witness 2: Ayy no, dios mio, I’m not going to say “nada” until I see my “hombre de leyes”. Maybe, we “le mata…”
-Prosecutor: OBJECTION, YOUR EXCELLENCE!
-Judge: Accepted!
-Lawyer: Ok, his Excellence, then I won’t add anything else.
-Witness 2: But, his excellence, I haven’t a work anymore. What will I do?
-Judge: Order, order in the room!
(Heineken comes down from the stand)
-Prosecutor: Ok. We have seen many event during this judgement. So, I’ll just to interrogate one more person. Stacy…might you sit in the stand?
-Main suspect: I’ll do, Mr.Williamson.
(Stacy McNamara is called to the stand)
-Prosecutor: Ok, Ms.McNamara. Tell us what you saw…these gentlemen say that you killed your husband.
-Main suspect: You’ll see, William Williamson. I was in the swimming-pool, cleaning my gun, when it sounded like: BANG! And the next thing I remember is that my husband was dead. But I didn’t mean it. I swear it!
-Lawyer: She’s right, his excellence. She didn’t kill him. It was just an accident. And I think that, perhaps, Mr.Budweiser and Ms.Kanidivsky are also involved in this accident.
-Main suspect ,witnesses 1 & 2: No, we didn’t mean it! We wanted to be happy and get his fortune.
-Prosecutor: Hahahahhahahahahaha, I knew it since the beginning…you all are just murderers. So, I suggest his excellence to send these criminals to prison!
Judge: No, I’m not sending anyone to prison because…Joe McNamara is not dead. I’m Mr.McNamara.
Everyone: This is amazing...so, we’re all innocent. Peace for everyone!
(Everybody starts to dance and leaves the room)
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pauliii !!
te quiiero!!