One Sky One Destiny

Un poema mu gracioso que salio en el capitulo 4 de la 5 temporada de How i meet your mother.

Sexless Innkeeper
Barney's Poem

T'was the nights before new year's
And the Weather grew mean.
It Was 3:00 in the morning
And i Was Stranded in Queens.
The tavern grew empty,
The gas lights grew dim.
The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in...
Last call was approaching,
And my fortunes looked bleak.
Then i turned to my left
And stifled a shriek
She had a peach fuzz beard
And weighed 16 stone.
She gobbled up hot wings
And swallowed the bones.
I muffled a scream
And threw up in my mouth
I asked, “where do you live?”
And she said “one block south”
I swallowed my pride
And six shots of a whiskey.
And prayed to the gods
That she easn't too frisky.
Back in her cave she prepared us a snack
neath her mighty hooves the floorboards did crack
But when she returned,
She found a sound sleeper.
And thus she became
The Sexless Innkeeper.
And so are you Ted.

Ted's Poem
'Twas the night before, I had hours to kill.
I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill.
A busty, young lassie flash me a grin.
Her grab said “classy” but her eyes whispered “sin”.
She said, “you'are a teacher?”
I said, “yes, indeed”.
“I Must have you” She moaned.
“I'm turned on by tweed.”
With haste we did scamper
To my chamber anon.
We fell to the couch and, brom it was on.
I unlaced her bodice.
Our passions grew deeper.
And thus ends the tale of the Sexless Inkeeper.


Promos 5t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7yR64Ha_WQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75C5_UOayws

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