Personal statements are by their nature personal, and so herewith is my public statement.
IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT PANTS ARE TO BE WORN ON THE LOWER PART OF THE BODY ONLY, NOT ON THE HEAD OR TORSO, WHERE HATS AND SHIRTS ARE RESPECTIVELY AND TRADITIONALLY WORN. THEREFORE, I ASK THAT YOU URGE YOUR CONGRESSMAN TO VOTE YES ON THE "COVER YOUR BUTT" LAW. LET`S KEEP OUR PANTS ON!