12/26/08
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf.
While jacking off listening to Mozart.
You bitch and moan about LA,
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway.
You don’t eat meat,
And drive electrical cars.
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art.
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive.
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like boys.
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like…
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal.
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal.
Secretly you’re so amused,
that nobody understands you.
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head.
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead.
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone
that wears more makeup than…
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like boys.
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like…
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair!
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there.
I wish you would just be real with me.
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like boys.
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
Oh no no no no no no no----
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like boys...
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys.
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like-
No you don’t even like…PENIS.