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[i]my band
Eminem - My Band

(Eminem)
I don’t know dude, I think everyone’s all jealous in s__t
because I’m like the lead singer of the band dude
and I think every ones got a f__kin problem with me dude
and they need to take it up with me after the show

(Coro:)
(Eminem)
these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
But there all on me like they wanna hold hands
cause once I blow they know that I’ll be the man
All because I’m the lead singer of my band.

(Verso 1)
(Eminem)
So I get on the stage right drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I’m all like
What’s up ladies my names Slim Shady
I’m the lead singer of D12 baby
There all like “oh my god it’s him,
Becky oh my F__king god it’s eminem.
I sware to f__kin god dude you F__kin rock,
please Marshal please let me suck your C__k”
by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
____ start yelling, all the hot babes
throw there bras and shirts and there panties on stage
so like every single night they pick a fight with me
but when we fight it’s kinda like sibling rivalry
cuz there back on stage the next night with me
dude I just think your just trying to steal the light from me
yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
because I told him Jessica Alba’s my wife to be
this rock star S__t is the life for me
and all the other guys just despise me because….

(Coro)

(Eminem)
My Band, my band, my band X3
Baby yeah
(Swift)
Gimme this mic

(Verso 2)
(Swift)
Gimme this mic
You just wanna see a n___a backwards don’t you
Hey dad how come we don’t rap off pro tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don’t want my autograph you’s a liar
Nah I’m swift “oh I thought you were Kuniva”
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
Cause our s__t looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it’s simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simons book
So I’m more in tact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
(Kuniva)
Look at Em’s little punk ass thinking he’s the s__t
(Kon Artist)
Yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks
(Kuniva)
I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem)
No I had an interview, not you two
(Kuniva)
You gonna be late for sound check
(Kon Artist)
Man I ain’t going to sound check
(Kuniva)
But our mics are screwed up
(Kon Artist)
And his always sound best
You know what man, I’ma say somethin
hay yo Em
(Eminem)
You got somethin to say
(Kon Artist)
Man no
(Kuniva)
I thought you were about to tell him off, man what’s up
(Kon Artist)
I’m tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
You didn’t even back me up we supposed to be crew
(Kuniva)
I was about to talk right after you I sware (I sware man)
(Kon Artist)
Ah whatever

(Coro)

(Verso 3)
(Proof)
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
I’m gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(hey yo what’s)
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
That be talking about “hey yo dude I love your band”
We ain’t a band b___c we don’t play instruments
So why he get ninety and we only get ten percent
These guys acting funny every area code
(Eminem)
Proof carry my bag

(Proof)
You carry your own
Can’t make it to the stage security in my way
(who the F__K are you? Where’s Obie and Dre?)

(Verso 4)
(Bizarre)
Damn it, I’m sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I make the beats, wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some C__K
Lose Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the back
F__k the media, I got some suggestions
F__k Marshall ask us some questions
Like who’s D12, how we get started
“what about Eminem”, B___h are you retarded
anyway I’m the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, b___h’s think I’m cute
Fifty told me do sit ups to get buff
did two and a half and couldn’t get up
f__k D12 I’m out a this band
I’m a start a group with the real Roxanne….

(Eminem)
Girl why can’t you see
you’re the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that
you don’t know my band.

(Coro)

(Bizarre)
Man F__k this
these chicks don’t even know the name of my band
But there all on me like they wanna hold hands(F__K Marshal)
cause once I blow they know that I’ll be the man(Yeah)
All because I’m the new lead singer .... ha ha ha

(Eminem)
My Band, my band, my band X3
(Bizarre)
The band, our band, the band, my band, roxanne shante, that’s me.
(Kon Artist)
the hardest boy band in the world… D12

(Eminem)
I’m the lead singer of my band,
I get all the girls to take off there underpants
I’m the lead singer of my band,

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