So up rolls a riot van And sparks excitement in the boys But
the policemen look annoyed Perhaps these are ones they should
avoid. Got a chase last night From men with truncheons dressed
in hats We didn't do that much wrong Still ran away though for
the laugh Just for the laugh And please just stop talking Cause
they won't find us if you do Oh those silly boys in blue Well
they won't catch me and you.
Have you been drinking, son You don't look old enough to me
I'm sorry, officer Is there a certain age you're supposed to be
Cause nobody told me.