The sad truth is that the truth is sad

March 2007

If you know anything about the Baudelaire orphans, you know their lives are filled with difficulty, discomfort, and dreariness. What you may never have considered is this: so is yours.

We're sorry to tell you that, at the end of April, Lemony Snicket will publish an unsettling new book called Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid. In it, Mr. Snicket serves up nearly a hundred inviolable life lessons that no else would dare admit. Many are drawn from A Series of Unfortunate Events, like, "It is always cruel to laugh at people, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself." Other wisdom has been prepared by Mr. Snicket solely for this solemn publication, such as, "Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."

We are obligated to warn you about the coming distastefulness of Horseradish, but you are free to try something sweeter and more boring, like maltballs.

With all due respect,

HarperCollinsPublishers





sobre el siguiente libro de Lemony Snicket
Horseradish:
Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid



saludos a ann lu y xime
y a tdos los fans esperando el libro

increible fanart, cierto?
:3



____________________

The Grim Grotto


For Beatrice-
Dead women tell no tales,
Sad men write them down.

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