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JAJAJAJA TE IMAGINAS A QUORTHON EN EL JARDIN?
QUorthon: Hey dude, there's no water in your swimming pool...
Konsi: sorry uncle, It's broken...
QUorthon: Ok... fuck!!! It's just too hot here... well... this is... ehm black... oh sorry, this is FLASH OF THE SILVERHAMMER!!!!
todos:: EEEEEEEEEEEH
*toca el tema*
Quorthon: WHAT THE FU**C K???? WHAT HAPPENNED TO THAT DOG?
CIRCE: nunca te pusieron un cuello isabelino, pelotudo??
QUorthon: OH COME ON!!! A dog who speaks spanish??? Everybody knows that dogs can't speak spanish. They speak english.
CIRCE: Ok. look, they put me this because I can't stop biting my own a ss.
QUorthon: OOOH! I see.. once I had to wear one, because I couldn't stop touching my left egg.
CIRCE: But you touch with your hand, not with your head...
Quorthon: Yeah, but It worked anyway, I still ask myself why I had to use that on my head... mmm... curious... WELL... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA! NOOOT! THIS IS HAMMERHEART!!!!!!
Todos (osea: vos, yo, la perra y juana): SEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
se termina el reci...
LU: How did you play without a band?
Quorthon: well... that's something I can't understand neither.
JAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
SIGUE SIGUE
Konsi: dude... this is... SPARTA. I mean... he is dead.
Lu: I knoooooW! but... he is here. He is playing Death from above... and thats quite ironic (?)
Quorthon: girls, are you paying attention to my gig? ¬¬
Todos: yes we are!
Quorthon: haha cool. I wanna try something new on this gig...
Konsi: wait, I cant take it anymore
Quorthon: what?
Konsi: you really havent noticed that you are dead since 2004?
Quorthon: well, yes... but it doesnt matter because I'm here!
Konsi: of course it matters! you are a zombie, arent you?
Quorthon: hmmm nop...
Konsi: then what the fuck are yoU?
Quorthon: I must confess... I stole your precious (?) No, seriusly, I stole the aegis of the immortAaAAaAAL *black metal posses* from Roshan and here I aaaaaaaam :D
Todos: eeeeeeeeeeeh!! dale Quorthoooonnnnnnnnn!
Quorthon sings: Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA!!
Basshunter: OH S HIT! GET THE FU*-CK OUT!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!
Quorthon: Naw, I'm not
Basshunter: I went to your funeral. I was a fun of yours. THen you died and I decided to play Dota until I was dead. I never died, so I created a song and changed my style. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW!! YOU ARE ALIVE!!
Quorthon: yeap (H)
Basshunter: YOU LIED TO ME! I THought you were dead!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!! ELECTRONIC MUSIC POWER ON!!! (TUTUTUTRURURUR *sonidos de musica electronica*. NOW I'M MIGHTY ELEC POP!! PREPARE TO DIE.... or whatever you do when you stop breathing.
QUorthon: pf... hey you! ABBATH!!! Come here pretty dog, finish him!
ABBATH has just pwned Basshunter's head for 4329402942 euros. Now sisters can fly to sweden and visit the holy grail (?)
aiii pero q lindo lugar!!!!!
yo me quiero escapar con un terrible caño para esas zonas XD seeee clarooo,yo con mi suerte...lo maximo es el tigre jajajajjaja
que buena tarde con usted señorita ayer ^^
cuanto lime,cuanta baboseada,cuanto juani falso (?)
muy bueno :)
ahhhh sabes que!!?? lebart firmo devuelta en el flog (LLLLLLLLLL)
si sigue asi lo secuestro blda!!! tan amorrr
bjusss
Barbie.
yo me cague de calor
todo el puto dia en las canchas :P
este verano termino echo un carbonn!!
bsoo
a n g u s.
- SÁBADO 5 DE DICIEMBRE: Campana Thrashing Fest 2
Tempestor
Prozak (La Plata)
Sangre Antigua (Mar del Plata)
Vitalis (Ing. Maschwitz)
Entradas anticipadas $8 en
- Einstein (Mitre 933 - Campana)
- La escoba rock (Tapia de Cruz 611 - Escobar)
- Laps (19 de Marzo 332 - Zarate)
como va?
SABADO 14 DE NOVIEMBRE
SEYER X 2
18.00 HS EN ASBURY DE FLORES
DESPUES DE LAS 24.00 EN CITY BAR DE MARTINEZ
ABRIMOS EN ASBURY A LAS 18.00 HS JUNTO A CEMENTERIO CLUB, CUNA DE LOBOS HOMENAJE A DIO Y BLINDADO
RIVADAVIA 7500- FLORES - CAP FEDERAL
Y DESPUES DE LAS 24.00 COMPARTIMOS ESCENA EN CITYBAR JUNTO A NEURAL, EXTREMA Y SPRINT 221
TE ESPERAMOS, EL QUE ASISTA AL ASBURY CON LA MISMA ENTRADA TIENE ACCESO GRATUITO A CITYBAR
LARGA VIDA AL HEAVY METAL
PIRAÑA
SEYER
Conversacion entre dos trves
All Hail Furry Viking dice:
*parece un denominador comun
*satyricon, bathory, therion
*conclusion
*si la banda toca black metal
*y tiene T en el nombre
*tiene al menos dos epocas
Konsi dice:
*JAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJAAJAJAJAJAJ
*El principio de Row
All Hail Furry Viking dice:
*si
Konsi dice:
*una de las verdades del mundo
*si, puede ser
*aunque yo therion... la verdad que ni bola le di
*me gusta el sirius b nomas y HASTA POR AHI porque me aburre un poco
All Hail Furry Viking dice:
*se llama principio de conservacion del Trve
Konsi dice:
*JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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