too cold to hold.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


o tif ali no canto haahahahahah
não preciso nem dizer que não li, né

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In the time of the ancestors, a man was born to a virgin mother with no biological father being involved.
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The same fatherless man called out to a friend called Lazzarus (the first zombie in history), who had been dead long enough to stink, and Lazzarus promptly came back to life.
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The fatherless man himself came alive afer being dead and buried for three days.
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Forty days later, the fatherless man went up to the top of a hill and then disappeared bodily into the sky.
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If you mumrmu thoughts privately in your head, the fatherless man, and his 'father' (who is also himself) will hear your thoughts and may act upon them. He is simultaneously able to hear the thoughts of everybody else in the world.
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If you do something bad, or smtg good, the same fatherless man sees all, even if nobody elese does. You may be rewarded or punished accordingly, including after your death.
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The fatherless man's virgin mother never died but was 'assumed' bodily into heaven.
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Bread and wine, if blessed by a priest (who must have testicles), 'become' the body and blood of the fatherless man.
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And for that, thou shall pay.
But my sins were forgiven when he died for us
(More for me, of course, because I donate more for the Sacred Church).

I came back to say that your piece is so creative and complete it is an axiom, and I can't say something more edifying about it because it says it all.
But I reiterate that I understood it, though you already know I did.
Er. Hope you do. Hm. Yeah, you do know. :)
And I think it should be framed and displayed forever in a museum.
* Love thee. *