_ "All my friends know the low rider
_ The low rider is a little higher..."
_ Up on the highway.
_ We tried to flag down this too-low for its own good cruiser.
_ Their 40 mph rated doughnut spare tires screeched to the shoulder.
_ We thought they were anxious to give us a ride but it turned out
_ they just wanted to kick our butts for taking their picture.
_ After we gratuitiously complimented their "phat" ride. They let us in.